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This Land Is Your Land

While I ran on Friday I listened to Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings‘ album “Naturally,” which includes an excellent cover of Woody Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land.”

That song is often sung by schoolchildren and people at pro-government political rallies as a sort of feel-good anthem, akin to a less jingoistic and heart-cloggingly proud “God Bless the USA.”

Jones’ adaptation includes the original lyrics, which I first noticed when I heard Drivin’ ‘n Cryin’ cover it live in 2006. These two verses are conveniently omitted from the feel-good versions:

As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said “No Trespassing.”
But on the other side it didn’t say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

In the squares of the city, In the shadow of a steeple;
By the relief office, I’d seen my people.
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,
Is this land made for you and me?

As I listened to her deliciously soulful Motown revival voice, for some reason my mind drifted to when I participated in the Alabama Beta Club Convention during the 10th and 11th grades. The first time I nearly lost my mind at the jaw-dropping displays of overt religious evangelism and group performances by different high school delegations, which included giant PowerPoint backdrops of hyper-patriotic images accompanying shamefully gimmicky musical performances. These acts filled out the top three which won the judges’ smug approval to represent Alabama in the national convention. Meanwhile Gadsden High School’s all-percussion ensemble, which performed live a piece written by one of the ensemble’s student members, got no such nod. I guess talent is not number one in this talent show. This experience led the band I was a part of, Red Clay, to write our massive hit single “Teabag” which we performed at the next year’s convention (we didn’t make the top three because we didn’t have “coordinating outfits.”)

I imagined going back and doing a production based on the original, socially-conscious lyrics of “This Land Is Your Land,” to first draw in the chaperone-esque judges and the half-bored, half-overeager crowd of students there in the Birmingham-Jefferson Civic Center Auditorium and then hit them with cognitive dissonance.

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York island
From the redwood forests to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

Here would be a PowerPoint backdrop shifting to display the pristine images considered in the verse.  A group of students, half well-dressed and half dressed in an array of non-white collar styles, would begin to shuffle onto the stage doing a funky walk to the beat of the song.  The judges smile.

As I went walking down that ribbon of highway
I saw before me that endless skyway
I saw below me that golden valley
This land was made for you and me.

The people on stage continue some appropriately coordinated funky dance, which would hopefully pass muster of the competent funk authorities.  Their interactions are positive, and the images on the screen behind them show hearty social interactions between people all across the USA, of all colors and creeds and class and the like.

As I was walking, now they tried to stop me
They put up a sign that said “PRIVATE PROPERTY”
Well, on the backside you know it said nothing
So it must be: that side was made for you and me

The PowerPoint begins to show pictures of class division.  Images from the civil rights movement and the Jim Crow era, Tea Party protesters spitting on black Congressmen, police brutality against homeless people gathered near a shining shopping mall.  The well-dressed students on stage put up a “PRIVATE PROPERTY” sign and stand behind it, their arms crossed and looking distrustfully at the other group of students who appear disappointed and frustrated.  As the song mentions “the backside” which says nothing, some of the more roughly-dressed students point to it, and they all shuffle onto that side and look back angrily at the well-dressed students.  During the instrumental break, some funky movement of the feet and body is still going on, while the scene changes to fit the next verse.

One bright sunny morning, in the shadow of the steeple
Down by the welfare office, I saw my people
They stood hungry, I stood wondering
If this land was made for you and me?

A church steeple appears in the background and on the other side of the stage, a welfare office.  The poor students are shuffling down-heartedly to the beat outside the welfare office, while the well-dressed students march past them in their Sunday best, most of them clearly doing their best to not meet eyes with those for whom this land was not made.  The PowerPoint slides artfully incorporate vivid imagery with graphs and figures about economic disparity and social immobility.

This land is your land…

As Sharon Jones sings the names of different cities in the US, the PowerPoint slides show a succession of images of the downtrodden organizing and resisting unfairness.  Union meetings, nonviolent marches, huge protests, riot police.  The downtrodden students are encroaching on the territory of the well-of students.  It ends with funky anger.

The Gadsden High School Beta Club teacher advisor laughs.  The judges do not.

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China’s Currency Reload Combines with Fears of Gulou Shutdown

I do not know anything about currency issues, but I have tried to keep up with the buzz about China possibly revaluing the yuan.

I have a fair amount of RMB saved up in my Construction Bank of China account, and if they appreciate its value, I will have more to take home – or more accurately, more to travel on when my contract is over at the end of August.

At the same time I learned about China warming to revaluation, I read about something tragic in Beijing: the local government looks set to destroy the best part of old Beijing, the Drum and Bell tower area (also known as “Gulou” or 鼓楼) and turn it into a cultural disneyland.  This hurts my heart.  Gulou is my favorite area of Beijing, and it is not overrun like other popular hangout spots with bars and restaurants – probably because there is not a direct subway station (yet) and because the roads in the area are narrow.  I spent a nice evening in the area with Alastair on Tuesday, where we sipped very affordable Tsingtao outside a cozy bar whose owner also manages a hotel next door.  He enthusiastically showed us around this beautifully restored hutong home, where he refitted nine small but elegant and comfortable rooms for lucky guests – who pay no more than 400 RMB per room (about $58).  He swept open an upper room’s curtains to reveal the most romantic view I have yet seen in Beijing: the deep purple horizon melted into the inky black sky where stars shine over the relatively darker Gulou neighborhood, the Drum and Bell Towers themselves powerfully silhouetted only thirty meters away.

All of this will be rendered moot by the government’s eagerness for reshaping the city in their ill-formed vision.

How are those two news items related – the yuan’s revaluation and the assassination of Gulou?

The NYT reports that the initial announcement about the yuan’s revaluation could be made as early as this week, even before paramount leader Hu Jintao arrives in Washington for a nuclear non-proliferation conference.  The Gulou issue, which has met with unsuccessful resistance from community leaders in recent weeks, is at the point of being officially announced.  People who have not lived in Beijing, and even some of those who do and only visit Wudaokou or Sanlitun, are not conscious about Gulou as the last grand fragment of old Beijing, where you can actually feel like you are not far removed from Ming-era markets and the siheyuan of the Manchus during the Qing dynasty.  The soul of that time still lingers here, however faint.

If the yuan revaluation issue were not on the table for several more months and the government announced their plans for the Gulou area now, some non-state news organization should be able to amplify it to the world as an example of the poor values of the government with regard to their cultural treasures, like when they tore down Beijing’s city walls and destroyed all manner of relics during the Cultural Revolution.

I believe the government will announce the revaluation and the Gulou “renovation” project on the same day.  The West will be so obsessed with the yuan issue that even if news of Gulou’s demise reached them, they would ignore it.  Within 24 hours of China’s announcements, bloggers and talking heads will regurgitate each others’ assessments and talk about how this “changes everything” with China.  Those with the biggest predictions of sea change grandeur will get the most clicks.  The silent death of the Northern Capital’s heart will be unheard by anyone except angry locals, especially the business owners who are summarily ejected from their properties.

If I were the government and I intended to both revalue the yuan and kill Gulou, I would do the same thing.  The bigger news to please the world will stifle any significant objection to their transgression.

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Indochina Revue

Kelsey and I took a trip to Bangkok, Laos and Cambodia for two weeks. We met up in Bangkok on the evening of Saturday, February 6 and she flew out of Phnom Penh at night on Sunday, February 21; I left twelve hours later.

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The Money-Sieve of Official Travel

I lunched today at the pleasantly authentic NOLA restaurant with a friend who works for an embassy in Beijing.  I was interested to hear more about what would be glamorously called “diplomatic life,” a label he has readily cast aside.  He mentioned during our discussion how much money is wasted when officials based in the home country go on foreign visits, often on the premise of one or two official meetings but with the aim of taking a funded vacation.  We discussed how much money is spent on business-class airfare for everyone, business-class accommodations and all for a frequently small political payoff.  He told the story of a cabinet member who was visiting called up a consular officer in the middle of the night because he was hungry in his hotel room.  The consular officer had to get up and drive to get the cabinet member just to go out to get something to eat in the wee hours.

Amazing!  At least, to my friend and I who are in China to experience something interesting and learn as much as we can.  I cannot imagine being in the situation of traveling all over the world and not wanting to dive in as much as possible, digging beneath the veneer of official dinners and expat restaurants to discover the pulse of local culture.  That is of course a personal trait and one that betrays my having been so involved in AIESEC.  But what of the exorbitant travel fees?

I wrote some time ago about the lack of a dedicated broadcast journalism towards the shoestring backpacker crowd that even Lonely Planet slowly betrays.  This concern extends to business and government practice: significant waste on travel that could be heavily curtailed.  Personal experience: when I came to China, I had to stay in Shanghai for three weeks in order to get my visa processed before I could come to Beijing.  The company said they would cover all of my meals, transportation, and the cost of a hotel.  I, however, did not want to stay in a hotel; hostels are an order of magnitude cheaper and it is much easier to meet interesting people in a hostel than in a hotel.  For three weeks I split my time between two hostels (the first was a bit far away and the beds were too hard).  I met cool people with whom I had good times in the city and had some of my first cultural crash courses in China.  Because I saved the company so much money, they agreed to pay for the cost of my visa – a great financial weight off of my shoulders!

I have been on the benefiting end of friends with expense accounts coming to visit me at Tech and paying for dinner and drinks – it made Ru San’s a lot more fun!  It seems, though, that there should be a way for governments and companies to reward financial prudence on trips as a matter of course.  Employees and officials should have an incentive to spend a bit of extra time figuring out how to save money while traveling on official business.  For example, staying with friends or couchsurfing ought to be an option if available that could result in a reward for the employee who opts to save money.  I hear that some companies already offer set food allowances that an employee can keep if they don’t spend it on food.  Cutting down on the outrageous cost of travel without impacting travel itself could save a lot of money.

If I were the top guy of a government department or a company, you can bet that required interview questions would include: “Do you like to experience local culture when you travel abroad?”  It has to be a much more rapport-building exercise to staff agents that actually try to enjoy and understand their working environments.

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Learning Putonghua at Culture Yard

Last night I began my first Mandarin lessons.

From 19:00 to 21:00 every Monday and Wednesday night until the end of July I will attend class at Culture Yard, a just-opened educational center begun by my friend Ilya.  Located just two minutes’ walk outside of Beixinqiao Exit C in the quintessentially Beijing Shique Hutong, there’s nowhere better to have a Beijing cultural experience.  It’s the same place where I had a tasty New Years Eve dinner, though at the time it was half-finished, but full of friendly Russians and Israelis and Chinese.  Ilya wants to turn Culture Yard into a central location for all kinds of cultural education: foreigners learning Chinese, Chinese learning English, screening Chinese films, hanging out and meeting others learning other things.  It’s a great place and I hope it succeeds.

I am actually the only student in any classes, for now.  My class last night was taught by one Chinese teacher named Brendan, or more fully, Fang Chao (Chao being his given name).  In a couple of weeks more students will join but since I was interested in starting immediately they were kind enough to set up for me to begin this week.

It is clear that I have a lot to learn.  For now it’s going over some very basic stuff (ni hao ma, etc. etc.) focusing especially on understanding the differences between the tones and how to pronounce them.  Both Ilya and Brendan said my pronunciation (effort) is surprisingly good, but I have the problem of trying to enunciate too much, especially from my chest or diaphragm as if I was speaking my normal loud English.  Brendan explained that Mandarin is spoken much more lightly and thus flows much more easily.  When I was speaking I put a lot of force on each syllable to make sure I was getting the dips and the rises in each syllable down so my tones would become second nature.  The biggest challenge will be to learn to speak from my mouth, not from the chest.  Doing so is much easier when you get the hang of it.

In addition, I was very hungry the whole night.  In the future I will need to leave work about thirty minutes early so I can make it there in time to down a bowl of noodles.

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Nigerian House Rental Scam

Kelsey is looking for a new apartment.  This was the response to one of the first that she came across on craigslist:

Hi,
I did get your response concerning the AD I posted on craigslist. The house is still available but presently I’m not around.. I did bid for a portion of petroleum land sometimes ago in West Africa and fortunately I won the  bidding so I have to move quickly down to Africa to have my company set up because I will still have to rebid for it in the next 10 years. I came over here with my wife, we both bought the house when we got married. As soon as we settle down here I had a thought of selling the house so I have to look for an agent, after getting one, we got a deal but later my wife advised against that. She said we may not be able to win the bidding next  time, in other to keep our head when we return that we have to keep the house. I reasoned with her and accepted her advise. So I contacted the agent back and requested for my keys and documents. Later we decided to  have the house rent out, we would have give the same agent this job also but the truth of the matter is that the agent would want to handle it professionally and the occupant may not be able to reason along with him later. If you notice, you will discovered that the price we are offering is far below standard price, this is enough for you to know that we are not after the rental fee but the  absolute care for the property. I know there is no  way I can be sure that you are the right person to live in the house because we won’t be able to see physical before sending you the keys and the documents to occupy the space. But I just had a  feeling that anyone who knows what it takes to put the kind of  structure down should know that maintaining a building is mandatory, so if you belief you can take good care of the house and handle it like yours then I will be more than happy to let you rent the house.Please if you are ready now to occupy the house kindly provide the information below for record purpose.

PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
Full Name__________________________________________________ Home Phone (        )________________________
Date of Birth_________________________________
Other Phone (       )___________________
Current Address_______________________________Apt#________ City__________________ State______ Zip________
Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone (       )____________________________
Are you married____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
Do you have a pet____________________________
Do you have a car____________________________
Occupation____________________________
Move In Date____________________________
How soon can you pay the deposit_____________________

TAKE NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE BY AND SEE MY HOUSE FROM THE OUTSIDE AND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RENTING GET THE APPLICATION FORM FILLED OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME SO THAT I CAN  SHIP MY KEYS TO YOU FOR YOU BE ABLE TO GO AND LOOK AT THE INSIDE OR MOVE IN IMMEDIATELY. I WOULD HAVE REALLY LOVE TO SHIP THE KEYS TO SOMEONE IN STATE BUT I DON’T HAVE ANYBODY THERE RIGHT NOW AND I DON’T WANT TO MAKE USE OF ANY THIRD PARTY THAT IS WHY AM HANDLING MY PROPERTY MYSELF..

House Address
XXXXXXX
Washington, DC 20003

Monthly Fee ; $800
Security Deposit:$800
Pets Allowed:
Available :Available Now for move in.

So pls get back to me today.
I await your reply ASAP.
Regard and God bless you!!!

Owners Name:
XXXXXXXX

Cell phone:
+234-70233-XXXXX

For a nicer neighborhood in DC, this price – $800 / month for a 2br – looks almost too good to be true.  Of course, it was.  All the stuff screaming “NIGERIAN SCAM” in this email (absentee owner, no third parties, long and unnecessary explanation including the wealth of the owner, and the Nigerian phone number) should have stopped the conversation in its tracks.  However, even the sliver of a chance at such a good deal at a place in DC required a bit of faith.  This part killed it though:

KELSEY: The ad has been flagged for removal on craigslist and I can no longer access it and the photos. Do you know why this is?

NIGERIAN “OWNER:” Hello,
Thanks for the information you just pass to me,Have made the correction of it and it’s that you have interest in my house can you please fill up the application form so we can proceed on how to forwards the keys and document to the address you provided in the application form.

He did not acknowledge why the ad was flagged.  Obvious scam.  When I Googled “nigerian apartment rental scam” plenty of examples came up.  I had no idea they were into this market too, I thought they just liked to go for email spam!  Just look at all the crazy stuff in this blog, especially the comments, as a set of examples.

I just hope that when my job search comes I don’t get scammed by any job search Nigerian hoaxes!

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The Hurt Locker

Last night I watched The Hurt Locker, which I acquired for 10 RMB at the Silk Street Market DVD store just above the subway entrance.

The Hurt Locker Poster

In short, I thought it was a powerful movie with excellent directing and camerawork.  The strongest point, however, was that the acting did not get in the way of establishing the mood and the story, which is what sets it wholly apart from most other war movies.  There is no hero, no villain, no deus ex machina, and you find yourself not expecting any of these.  Watching The Hurt Locker therefore makes you feel as if you are just a fly-on-the-helmet of the soldiers who do one of the most dangerous and necessary jobs in war.  I think it will be looked upon in the future as an accurate and artistically notable look into what it was like to actually be there, in Iraq, being paranoid of every pair of eyes and every window you could see as you ventured in your bomb-suit with your fingers crossed towards unexploded ordinance.

Spoilers follow.

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Tweetable Leaps Over the Great Firewall of China

I just installed Tweetable as a WordPress plugin for this blog, mostly to display my tweets to the right in a more useful and attractive configuration than a simple HTML solution provides.

What I have received is a far greater boon: I can tweet from inside China without having to turn on a VPN.

Tweetable installs a module inside the WordPress dashboard that allows the admin to track searches (such as for my own blog) and view your Twitterstream.  You can also post tweets from inside Tweetable.  This is a nice feature of course, but such things are usually useless from inside China since the Golden Shield blocks everything that is directly populated from Twitter.  I’m not a Web wizard but I guess the reason that my old HTML solution for displaying tweets worked is because my Web server is in the US, and the PHP to translate that to HTML all occurs within the US, so when the data comes over to China it’s just so much text – not recognizable as coming from Twitter.

I had to activate the plugin with a VPN on, since part of the process requires interacting with the Twitter applications service.  Once all that was finished, I tweeted with Tweetable while the VPN was on, then turned it off.

I noticed however that when I reloaded the module’s page – while the VPN was off – it still displayed my Twitterstream.  Again, this normally does not happen – especially in this case since the Tweets come straight from the Twitter service and aren’t just served as HTML.  This heartened me.  If this module will pull straight from Twitter, I thought, perhaps it will let me post to Twitter as well?

The VPN still deactivated, I tweeted once more to test and Tweetable recorded that I had posted.  Before I popped the champagne however I refreshed my home page to see if the tweet had been recorded.  Behold, it had!  Rejoice!

Now I can tweet just by logging into my WordPress dashboard, without having to switch on and off a VPN.  Let this spread to the four corners: if you are one of the oppressed, server space in the Free Lands and a WordPress installation are your allies!

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Wired Conspiracy Theory Generator

This Wired article called “6 Elements Every Conspiracy Theory Needs,” has hilarity potential thanks to its included “Conspiracy Generator.”  You can enter data into six fields and generate your own conspiracy theory!  For example (not my own work):

Are you kidding me? The past was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that you can’t prove the past. And have you noticed that history books has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking why do history books keep being changed? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Carpe Diemists aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; my neighbor with amnesia is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because who knows when the present could become the past. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.

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First Post on WordPress at my own URL!

Hello World all over again.

I finally moved from Blogger over to my own domain, where I have WordPress installed.  I want to do more with my blog, and I’ve gotten some practice with WordPress thanks to my work on BrainCanvas (now much more readable!)  I also could not keep up with posting as much as I should since Blogger is blocked behind China’s Great Firewall.

No more posts to come from my Nomadlife blog; fitting since Google is ending support for Blogger FTP publishing in a couple of months.  I tried to post one last time on the old blog but Blogger wouldn’t publish, neither when I tried to insert a redirect into the old blog’s header.  I suppose that is a result of having to temporarily change my old blog to publishing to a Blogspot.com address in order for the WordPress import to work.  I set it to publish to Nomadlife just for the one last post, but no dice.

Here’s to a successfully maintained, appropriately developed online personal brand.