Wired Conspiracy Theory Generator

This Wired article called “6 Elements Every Conspiracy Theory Needs,” has hilarity potential thanks to its included “Conspiracy Generator.”  You can enter data into six fields and generate your own conspiracy theory!  For example (not my own work):

Are you kidding me? The past was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that you can’t prove the past. And have you noticed that history books has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking why do history books keep being changed? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Carpe Diemists aren’t swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; my neighbor with amnesia is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because who knows when the present could become the past. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.

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Preston

Agent of Change, Former of Entropy, Seeker of a Stateless World.

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