In Istanbul. I present a rewritten version of Arlo Guthrie’s Coming Into Los Angeles to describe my trip.
Coming from the ANTA
From over the pond
Flying in a spacious airliner
Films I haven’t seen all over the plane
Too bad I’m not going to China
CHORUS: Coming into Istanbul
Looking for an XP Full
We don’t have a President Gül
To visit Turkish Night
The metal detectors in the European Union
Seem to be turned way up high
Pulled to the side by an Amsterdam guard
Felt way too far up my thigh
CHORUS
Turkish dude holding an AIESEC sign
Behind the terminal divider
Feels like I’m home
And I’ve known all along
That this would end “luggage SURVIVOR”
CHORUS
Coming from the ANTA
From over the pond
Flying in an Airbus airliner
Now it’s time rock the Marketing team
And prove myself an ER diviner!
Man I’m exhausted. Before I forget, if I haven’t repped him before, I’m repping him now: Czech out Isaac’s Tunisia blog. And while you’re at it, czech out Brett Davenport’s blog.
